100 days of school!

So, in celebrating 100 days of kindergarten, Will brought home the following list. He had to fill in the answers.

I wish I had 100: Wes (translation: Wii's)
I wish I could eat 100: Cats (hmm.....)
I wish I could see 100: Wes (Again, Wii's. Obsessed much?)
I wish I had 100: Dads (what? Moms are better)
But I'd never want 100: Poops (obviously)

And truly, if he was referring to 100 poops at the same time, I can say I wouldn't like that either.